Blogbreaking Ceremony Champagnya Launch

hey bros:

welcome!

let's get started. i'm going to go ahead and jump right in:

FIRST POST:

1. Last week, my mother wanted to try her hand at making french fries. And so, of course, she decided it was time to buy a personal deep fryer. She announced that it was going to arrive in the mail soon and that it was called the 'GranPappy'.

It arrived the next day in a giant box.

Over lunch she announced, 'I've decided the fryer is too big. I'm sending it back and ordering the FryDaddy Junior'

HOLY CRAP, MOM!